sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

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bitchbot:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

bitchbot:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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